I’AAAAM THE BOX GHOST
32, 613 people understand this. Please explain
nobody say a word
It’s not even summer, why does the DJ keep playing Hymn #45? Mary Magdalene is so fine.. I know she’s checking out my abs. Do you think Mary wants to become one of my followers? I’m going to follow her on Twitter. That guy is such a fake Roman soldier, he probably threatened all his followers with crucifixion. Judas is such a traitor. He totally sold me out for fifty bucks. Who doesn’t worship on the Sabbeth? That’s so rachet! Great, I’m dying for everyone’s sins now. Oh wait, never mind, I’m back! This water is awful. Here, let me turn it into wine.
But first— let me take a selfie.
My reaction to guys that want to hookup behind their boyfriend’s back.